If sometime next week, the federal government went over to all of Scientology and said,
"Ok guys. This is getting ridiculous. We've been meaning to get around to doing this for a while, but we've just been way too busy. Honestly, we'd hoped this whole thing would just sort itself out, but at some point you have to say enough is enough and just work on a Saturday. We're officially breaking up Scientology.
David Miscavige is going to prison.:dancer: That much is obvious.
We'll do a quick investigation to see if Tom Cruise is going to prison too, but in the meantime, the rest of you should probably know that this whole thing was a sinister cult. We know you don't believe us, but that's just because you've been brainwashed. You'll figure it out. None of you are going to prison on the condition that all of you cut this shit out. It's over. Some of you may think this is a drag... but it's seriously not that bad. Imagine having to work on a Saturday. Anyway, all of you are free to go. Think of this as making it all the way up the bridge. You can keep reading those little books and pamphlets on your own if you want, but there are seriously a lot of books and pamphlets out there and we encourage you to try some other ones. We've made library cards for all of you.
We've found all of you jobs and places to stay and we'll send you money till you're back on your feet. Email us if you have any questions. Mission Accomplished."
Would anyone just snap out of it? Would most take a couple months? If confronted with reality, would everyone eventually go, "Wow. I guess it actually was a cult" or would there be some people who would just read LRH alone in their bedroom every night and just keep sitting on the e-meter, taking turns auditing each other until the end of time?
What would happen if it just stopped?
"Ok guys. This is getting ridiculous. We've been meaning to get around to doing this for a while, but we've just been way too busy. Honestly, we'd hoped this whole thing would just sort itself out, but at some point you have to say enough is enough and just work on a Saturday. We're officially breaking up Scientology.
David Miscavige is going to prison.:dancer: That much is obvious.
We'll do a quick investigation to see if Tom Cruise is going to prison too, but in the meantime, the rest of you should probably know that this whole thing was a sinister cult. We know you don't believe us, but that's just because you've been brainwashed. You'll figure it out. None of you are going to prison on the condition that all of you cut this shit out. It's over. Some of you may think this is a drag... but it's seriously not that bad. Imagine having to work on a Saturday. Anyway, all of you are free to go. Think of this as making it all the way up the bridge. You can keep reading those little books and pamphlets on your own if you want, but there are seriously a lot of books and pamphlets out there and we encourage you to try some other ones. We've made library cards for all of you.
We've found all of you jobs and places to stay and we'll send you money till you're back on your feet. Email us if you have any questions. Mission Accomplished."
Would anyone just snap out of it? Would most take a couple months? If confronted with reality, would everyone eventually go, "Wow. I guess it actually was a cult" or would there be some people who would just read LRH alone in their bedroom every night and just keep sitting on the e-meter, taking turns auditing each other until the end of time?
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