2016 SCIENTOLOGY PREDICTIONS -- You heard it here first!

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Hey, it's time for a yearly tradition, the annual what-the-hell is going to happen to the freaky cult of Scientology in 2016.

There have been many wonderful and uncannily accurate prognostications in previous years--some brilliant, prescient or hilarious.

As always, here's da rules:

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RULES

1. All PREDICTIONS have to posted by Jan 30th 2011 2012 2013 2014 2015 2016.

2. No fair editing your predictions once you post them. (Damn, there could be some crazy-ass scamming if people are re-writing the predictions AFTER something happens! LOL)

3. End of the year, a WINNER and RUNNER UP WINNER is announced based on the most alarmingly accurate prediction that actually came true.

4. Award also given for the worst freakin prediction that nearly everyone KNEW was never gonna happen in the first place.

5. Contestants are not allowed to consult with OT's to get answers. (that's cheating)

6. You can make as many predictions as you want but you can't give 2 opposing predictions like Ron would so that you are always right.

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For fun, here are the threads for the past years. I couldn't find the 2012 Predictions thread. Whoa, nobody predicted that would happen. lol

2011 PREDICTIONS

2012 PREDICTIONS

2013 PREDICTIONS

2014 PREDICTIONS

2015 PREDICTIONS

2016 SCIENTOLOGY PREDICTIONS -- You heard it here first!