vendredi 24 juin 2016

Purification RD (GAT-III) now for aging whales

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Purification RD (GAT-III) (TM) now available for aging whales

One important factor what keeps Co$ alive are the donations of the big whales. The only problem:
They get older and with time they die with the result that the donations .

With the shortly to be released Purification RD (GAT-III) (TM) this problem should be solved.


What will be new in Purification RD (GAT-III) (TM) ?

One of the important parts of the Purification RD (old version) was the use of Niacin (nicotinic acid).
http://ift.tt/1npvdq2

Everyone who has ever seen El Con Hubbards messy handwriting will be able to understand that this cacography sometimes may lead to transcription errors especially when the transcribers a poorly paid and therefore hungry.

After extensive research it has been found that such an transcriptional error occured in the holy scriptures about the purification rundown (old version) leading to the result that the tech was not applied correctly. It has been found that where ever the term "Niacin" (nicotinic acid) was used it should have read: "NMN" (nicotinamide mono nucleotide).

During the extensive research done with original materials this flaw was found and handled so that the Purification RD (GAT-III) (TM) tech can be applied now properly leading to the result that the big whales are now able to donate.... and donate.... and donate.... and donate..... and donate more....

Here is the scientific proof of the workabilty of this recovered tech:
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http://ift.tt/294FE2K
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1st 'true' anti-aging drug seeks human subjects

A promising compound which has been shown to significantly slow the aging process in mice might be tried on humans as early as next month, scientists say. If the trials work out well it would be the first genuine anti-aging drug to appear on the markets.

According to Japan News, Researchers at Keio University and Washington University in St. Louis are set to begin first clinical trials of the compound known as nicotinamide mono nucleotide (NMN), previously tested on mice.

NMN is a substance produced within the bodies of living things which may be also found in a variety of food products, such as milk.

Scientists believe in NMN’s potential to extend human life as experiments on mice showed that the compound has the ability to counter the declines in metabolism, eyesight and glucose intolerance which come into play as we get older. It was also found that the compound activated proteins called sirtuins, whose production decreases due to the aging process.
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Yes you have read it correct: counter the declines in eyesight .... as promised 666 66 years ago in "Dianetics" by our master El Con the Con.

If you are a human subject able to make extensive donations (= "whale") visit your registrar today to make sure that you are one of the first to complete this milestone in recovered tech.
Purification RD (GAT-III) now for aging whales

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