Okay, this is some serious tabloid stuff.
Tom Cruise is ascending to a new level in the Church of Scientology, according to a new report. The actor will become co-chairman alongside David Miscavige and will celebrate his new role by flying into space on a Virgin Galactic ship.
A "Scientology insider" told the National Enquirer: "Tom will become the new grand poobah for the Church of Scientology, right alongside David Miscavige. It’s all very hush-hush at this point, but Tom will essentially share the same rank as David, whose official title is Chairman of the Board of Religious Technology Center. [RTC is] the corporation that controls the trademarks and copyrights of Dianetics and Scientology."
Cruise will also be promoted to the level of "OT IX" (Operating Thetan IX), according to the publication.
The source added, "Thetans, in Scientology doctrine, are the alien life forms that inhabit human beings. Tom will be bumped up alongside Miscavige to OT IX and, ultimately, one day become OT X! This is a super-secret level that will give Tom immortality, and automatically add 60 years to his lifespan!"
Suddenly, I want to watch the Neurotology video again.
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Tom Cruise To Become Co-Leader Of Church Of Scientology? LOL!
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Tom Cruise is ascending to a new level in the Church of Scientology, according to a new report. The actor will become co-chairman alongside David Miscavige and will celebrate his new role by flying into space on a Virgin Galactic ship.
A "Scientology insider" told the National Enquirer: "Tom will become the new grand poobah for the Church of Scientology, right alongside David Miscavige. It’s all very hush-hush at this point, but Tom will essentially share the same rank as David, whose official title is Chairman of the Board of Religious Technology Center. [RTC is] the corporation that controls the trademarks and copyrights of Dianetics and Scientology."
Cruise will also be promoted to the level of "OT IX" (Operating Thetan IX), according to the publication.
The source added, "Thetans, in Scientology doctrine, are the alien life forms that inhabit human beings. Tom will be bumped up alongside Miscavige to OT IX and, ultimately, one day become OT X! This is a super-secret level that will give Tom immortality, and automatically add 60 years to his lifespan!"
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The source (cough) of the article, is here: http://ift.tt/1SKfJwJ
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